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A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He
> >drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was
> >already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day,
> >he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He
> >kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home
> >he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He
> >kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home
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> >before m. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
> >left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until
> >he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
> >Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat
> >there " "Yes, why do you ask "Answered the wife. Frustrated the man said,
>"Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions
